Why Not Drive a Pale Pastel Buggy?

I don’t know why everyone wants to live in million dollar houses (though that would be nice) when they can hide in their room and take Polaroids.  Lopsided ones that everyone thinks has a secret meaning (yah, old film, and not knowing which button to press).  Why don’t they want to live in quiet tacky towns?  Why don’t they want to live in retro clothes, while saving coins in mason jars, and driving pale pastel buggies.  For whatever reason, that gives off the impression of being poor to everyone else, but ridiculously cool to me.

I don’t know what my world could be called.  Or be described as.  But I think f you drew if there’d be lots of signs where letters stopped glowing, and flickering street lights, and squeaky record players.  So pretty much a creepy little ghost town, but better.  In some ways I think I’d want everyone to live in it, but they’d destroy it with their stupid songs and dances, and where would I be then?  So I will share it with this audience and hope you don’t pollute it with your modern thoughts and such.

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I’ve always loved this kind of stuff, but I never really knew how to embrace it.  I was too busy trying to fit in (which I never did) to try.  But then I started putting fake flowers in empty glass soda bottles, and I loved it to pieces (literally, the bottle broke).  So when I was using Tumblr again all that retro stuff really stuck out and I started to fall in love all over again.  So UP! inspired adventure jars, and peeling paint on apartments with windows full of flowers, and tacky Californian palm trees in sunsets all started to look really great to me.

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But while all that stuff is great, I do think retro clothes are definitely something special.  They’re completely different than how I usually dress, and I have yet to buy many retro things.  But they are just so cool, in ways that cannot be explained.  Like the wide legged printed pants I am wearing today as my interpretation of all this retro grooviness (I think I am getting into this WAY TOO MUCH).

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I think I would love how everything looked in my little town, but it would all feel creepy.  Because everyone would go around in these diners on roller skates eating ice cream and things like that, but I have a feeling the town would be like Once Upon a Time, where everyone does the same thing everyday.  And there would be these flickering lights, and run down motels, and there’s not a lot of places like that in the world anymore, so it would be a ghost town, and there’s just an underlying sense of doom in my dream town, which sort of scares me.

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I really can’t imagine why I’d leave behind TV shows, and cell phones, and the internet (meaning my blog) for tackiness and bubble-gum colored houses and pastel kitchens and restaurants.  But somehow I find it more fun to look at all these old things on the internet, then go and live life outside in my neighborhood.  And it is funny because when school starts again I say that social studies is my least favorite subject, and I would rather learn about things happening today.

Then again, I really don’t like watching the news, because of all that murder and accidental shootings and things, so I don’t really want to learn about now either.  Maybe when my teacher comes to school blowing bubblegum with high waisted neon skirts and dramatic eyeliner I will be more excited to learn about the things she has to say.  Or maybe I will be more excited about the things I can write about and doodle about during class when I get bored of Ancient China and coordinate planes and other nonsense like that.

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And though this probably makes no sense to some people all these pictures, and colors, and objects seem to fit together in the catalogs of my mind.  It all makes sense to me (though that is what crazy people say).

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Chanel and Prada

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All runway photos are from Vogue.com and all the others are from Tumblr, if you would like a direct link to any photo or one taken down, contact me.

 

Abandoned Theme Parks

Hi my little lovelies!

For whatever reason I’ve been hearing the word aesthetic, and since I didn’t know what it meant (gosh, give me a break) I decided to ask Siri, and voila! I’m a little bit smarter.  But it kind of describes my life and the way I live it.  I have these “vibes” after seeing things on Tumblr and movies and blogs (and yes that if how I spend my time) and then I try to live like that.  So usually after Tumblr I sit in my room with sad music on while attempting to paint my nails and make flower crowns and despise people who deserve to be despised.  I let my room be a big unorganized mess, in the way that is organized to me (and no one else) and I lock the doors and watch Netflix instead of cable because I have a very limited selection of channels.  But other times I’ll read and see all these happy people, so I bake cookies and banana bread eat ice cream and pretend to ride a retro bike so I can model clothes (and mock people who give me weird looks when I take pictures).

Behold the deep depths of my mind!  I will not give you the key, (I considered it) because I do not think I would like you poking and prodding around my brain.  You might find something wrong with me.  Something else at least.

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I would love to have dinner alone at this little table with one other person where we could pretend to be classy as the world falls apart around us.  And we can pretend everything is fine, even when it isn’t, because that is just the messed up life we live.  But because no one else in the world thinks I this, I am left pretending.

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These are just watermelon, and they should be insignificant, but they are not, they are beautiful and noticed and that really gets to me (as I am writing this post I realize I can think of  great metaphors off the top of my head).  Something small is often disregarded in this world, so therefore I am often disregarded when someone walks right into me and I automatically say “excuse me,” and they just keep on walking.  And that is when I am noticed by everyone when I stick my tongue out at them, and in my head call them a bunch of not-so-nice words.

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Everyone tries to take all the gorgeous pictures of the Eifel Tower on sunny days and with lots of lights, but I am a dark person as of right now, and quite cruelly all of them are ugly compared to this one.

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I would love to have three feet so I can walk down the street like this and make people stare, but also so I can wear mismatched pastel shoes and call myself creative and original for that very fact.

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If you were a good little reader you would know this is my attempt at all this Tumblr and We Heart It stuff (which to me isn’t quite stuff because I live by it, but for everyone else it is) and I do not know if I have succeeded, but I can live like I have and continue pretending to be a fancy little 7th grader when we all know I am far from the fact.

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I cannot truly live like this because 1) I do not have long hair, 2) I do not live by beautiful bright flowers, and 3) I would not like to cut hearts out my shirt and expose the straps of my underclothes.  But I can admire this and act like one day I will.

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The day I can sit on a dock and take pictures of me taking pictures while waiting for the perfect light without getting bored is the day pigs fall from the sky.  I know how to read, but I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE CLICHE!

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I would love to live like a movie and go riding on a merry-go-round in an abandoned theme park, but for now I can settle for going into stores late and riding on the cart like it is a scooter.

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I like to imagine when I sit for 12 hours in the car it will rain and I will see a rainbow.  So to prepare myself for such paralyzing beauty I will play with the hose and the sun, while I pretend to be watering the plants even though we have sprinklers.  HAHA!  No one would believe I voluntarily did extra chores.  That was quite a stupid thought.

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I would absolutely love to live in New York, but with all the violence I keep hearing about on the news, I am not so sure I would ever do that.  I know you are not supposed to let fear control your life, but I will let the possibility of danger and death control it.  Away from those morbid thoughts, I still love the city, and have been there before.

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This is hardly the tacky stuff I try to channel, but in some way it is perfect.

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A lot of people may think I am crazy for loving the black flower above and them loving the colorful flowers here, but it is something with the photography which captures my attention, even though I can not live my life through pictures.  But as I have said many times before I can pretend that I have a movie all about me, and I just happen to carry around paper bags of roses and things.

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If I am on Tumblr it is only necessary that I have a flower crown shown.  It is not just because this is a flower crown that I picked it.  It is because I want a flower crown that I am putting this on here.  I would also love to turn my head away from the camera, like I am camera shy while donning a string of silk things that people pretend grew from the ground.

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For whatever reason I am quite inspired by flowers…  Though I would rather have a single red rose, so many red roses are just fine too.  You know, if someone wants to buy me a bunch of dying things to put in water, I’m not going to be too picky about it.  Though I will be quite literal.

I think I’ve decided to live a very Tumblresque (yes I make words up) picture-perfect life.  And that is not good because Tumblr has unbelievably high expectations, and I am trying to get by with my crazy and messy life, and it is all a little heart breaking.  But I will continue living this way until piece-by-piece my little fairy tale falls apart and I am forced to stop pretending.  But until then I will enjoy living my slightly tacky picture-worthy life and hope it lasts forever.